- Put a book in the suitcase I intend to check and expect to remember to take it out before I get through security at the airport (I won’t)
- Leave my umbrella at home when the forecast calls for rain and the sky is completely overcast (unless I want to be soaked by the time I get to work)
- Assume that if I have a GPS, I cannot possibly get lost (I will)
- Believe that anything heals other than time, chocolate, and good friends (nothing else does)
- Try to grocery shop at Giant Eagle right before a Steelers game (good luck finding a cart!)
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